Total Medals Earned: 358 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,620 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (80/80 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/40 (35/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/29 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (240/240 points)
Medals Earned: 9/41 (65/1,000 points)
Get a passing score in the tutorial
Get a passing score on the first stage
Get a passing score on the second stage
Get a passing score on the third stage
Get a game over.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Pause the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Fire your finger guns for the first time!
lose a run by being really bad at video games!
Use the 'Heroin' Item for the first time!
Beat the Shoot Trip Die Demo
Complete the Grass Dungeon!
Complete the Grass Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Reach the Hall of Challenges!
Complete the Grass Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Water Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Water Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Water Dungeon!
Complete the Fire Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Fire Dungeon!
Complete the Golden Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Fire Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Completed the secret level of Fire Dungeon!
Completed the secret level of Golden Dungeon!
Complete the secret level of Grass Dungeon!
Complete the secret level of Water Dungeon!
Complete Time Trial mode for the entire game!
Complete the Golden Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Complete the Golden Dungeon!
Complete the Time Trial mode for entire game with 10 or less deaths!
Open the first present!
Open the ninth present!
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Kill 2 zombies
Kill the Rat King
Freeze 50 enemies
Die 28 times
Perform Massacre x100
Kill the Widow
Kill 98 enemies with katana
Kill the Foreman
Kill 50 enemies using Hawk MM1
Restore 5000 health points total
Kill the Green Beret
Kill 70 enemies with machete
Perform 1000 headshots total
Kill The Space Hunter
Kill the Hog Rider
Kill 50 enemies while in Jeff’s wolfe form
Kill 7 enemies with a single barrel explosion
Collect 50 peppers
Collect $500 from the coffins
Kill 25 Djangos with chainsaw
Have $2000 in hand
Kill the Chainsaw Juggler
Kill the Undertaker
Finish level 1 without using special abilities
Collect 50 tequila bottles in one game
Kill the Super Mutant
Find all the secrets
Collect all issues of VHM
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Play over 2 hours
Complete level 1
Complete level 10
Complete level 020
Complete level 30
Complete level 40
Complete level 050
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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